Might wanna skip this one.

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WARNING: This post has a gross-factor of 10 out of 10, so skip it if you want to:

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Farts are bad.
Dog farts are bad.
Sick-people farts are really bad.
What could be worse?
Sick-dog farts.
Somebody please rescue me!
=:o
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[Riley is all better now, it's just his bowels have some catching-up to do.]